"Points for just showing up"
Wow, this was a hard one. But somehow I managed to show up* today - Go me!! Perhaps someone can vouch for me that I did, in fact, show up to work...? Anyone??!
*Please note that the expected act of "showing up" did not specify any point of timeliness or productivity after showing up.
Yes, she not only showed up to work, but she even worked hard. I bet she even showed up early! Such a workaholic; brilliant, amazing, productive...stop me, I could go on and on!
ReplyDeleteLIAR! She and I were out shopping all day for a bobble head doll of that guy from that girly movie. You know, the one where the guy falls in love with the girl but there's a catch and she finds out and then he works to get her back. Oh right, thats all chick flicks. Wait what was I talking about?....
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