Friday, February 19, 2010

If you chew gum....

...when you're flying, offer the person next to you a piece.
Welcome aboard U.S. MelWay flight 613.  I will take this moment to point out the two emergency exits available, as there is likely to be a lot of turbulence on this flight.  Upon the ridiculously high-speed take-off, the cabin pressure will change creating an intense discomfort that can only be relieved by the chewing of gum.  I hope you brought some because.....

Unfortunately, I have none. 

You see, although I was kindly given two pieces of gum last night by my LWYA supporter, I failed to catch that it was to be reserved for today's challenge.  Strange because I don't even like gum.  For some reason, as those two chewy, undigestable pieces of goodness sat on my desk I decided I wanted one. 

One down. One left.

So I still have a chance....right?  To complete the challenge I just need to offer a piece of gum to someone else on this flight called my life - so I only need one piece!  Welllll that's when my boss came in and as we chatted she noticed the gum on my desk and asked if she could have it.  Of course I said yes.  ::Reminding all that I don't even like gum::

So here I am today, gumless.  Therefore, I declare yesterday my gum-sharing day.

1 comment:

  1. Well did you ask if they accidentally swallowed it? Cuz it could possibly be in their possession still today....

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